hipqies:

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

(via cinnieepena)

you’re the dickhead!

(Source: itstyles, via makethelight)

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

(via sociopathinhellwiththetardis)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

(via jimmyjamjimjohn)

officialunitedstates:

taliabobalia:

officialunitedstates:

It’s Monday, April 14th.

um, I think you made this up for notes?

how DARE

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clarabellecows:

The Muppets + breaking the fourth wall

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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