rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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Disney Animator Collection

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TV show producer:

Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

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fagflow:

where is the lie

fagflow:

where is the lie

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beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

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nonbinaryanders:

nonbinaryanders:

Okay, but a romantic movie where your dead boyfriend possesses your phone and, through auto correct on your text messages tries to set you up with someone new.

Like, he changes things sent to that cute girl in accounting to accidental double entendres?

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claphne:

who is she

claphne:

who is she

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