my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
TV show producer:
Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show
Okay, but a romantic movie where your dead boyfriend possesses your phone and, through auto correct on your text messages tries to set you up with someone new.
Like, he changes things sent to that cute girl in accounting to accidental double entendres?