"I just want one Christmas where I’m not emotionally devastated."
If you love your children don’t let them get an email address in the fifth grade
The worst thing is when when you’re home alone singing really really loudly and then finding out that u aren’t actually alone
i actually like asshole couples like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
*listens to christian rock*